LV’s Rain Poncho

Louis Vuittonis selling a shiny silver RAIN PONCHO for a cool £5,500.

The designer poncho is similar to those handed out for free at theme parks,except that the rain cape features the eponymous ‘LV’ on the back. Bemused shoppers have widely mocked the absurdly expensive poncho on social media.

Adding a small amount more personalisation, it is also emblazoned with the words ‘Follow the yellow brick road’ – a reference to the ‘Wizard of Oz’, theme of the collection.

Would you spend the same on a ‘Rain Poncho’ as on a small car? I know which one would look better at Glastonbury, but (more importantly) which one would get you home afterwards.

I’ve read that the poncho also doesn’t actually fulfil its supposed function. Apparently, it can’t even keep the lower bit of your arms dry. How stupid.

 A description of the poncho on the Louis Vuitton website reads: ‘Crafted from papery metallic calfskin, the Rain Poncho echoes the Wizard of Oz theme that characterises this season’s collection. ‘The iconic LV signatures are reimagined as embroidered glass bead patches, beautifully offset by a laser-cut patch at the chest. ‘Brushed metal snap fastenings on the cuffs add elegant finishing touches to this standout style.’

Hmmm.

However, thrifty consumers will be relieved to know that a similar rain protector is available on ASOS, costing a mere £17.50. Even more impressively, a rain poncho on Amazon costs exactly one penny. Or consumers can pick one up for free at a whole host of theme parks across the country.

April showers are just around the corner. It’s how you plan to dress for them that will set you apart.

Karl’s Last Collection

As we all know, the fashion world lost an icon when Karl Lagerfeld passed away on February 19, aged 85, after a battle with pancreatic cancer.

This week, Chanel muses Cara Delevingne, 26, Penelope Cruz, 44, and Kaia Gerber, 17, paraded down a snowy alpine inspired runway as his final collection was shown at the Grand Palais in Paris for Paris Fashion Week.

Cara opened the presentation and looked incredible wearing a white checked jumpsuit which had a plunging neckline and a belt which cinched the fabric in at the waist. She placed her hands in a praying motion before throwing her arms up as she danced down the runway for her late good friend. She then comforted a crying model as they walked alongside one another in the snow.

Cara completed her fashion forward look with a matching top hat and a hounds-tooth overcoat with a giant statement necklace.

Karl’s favourite muse, actress Kristen Stewart, 28, was not pictured on the runway, but she pulled out all the stops, wearing a plunging quilted one-piece, suitable for the slopes and covered in the famous Chanel logo. I am DESPERATE for one of these. She wore Mary Jane heels and perched a pair of red sunglasses on the end of her nose as she posed for photographers.

Beautiful actress Penelope (he knew how to pick them) wore a fluffy white skirt and matching top for a very angelic walk down the runway, while holding a white rose in her hand in tribute to Karl.

Kaia wore a white mini dress which was embellished with flowers at the top section and had a furry skirt detail. She looked beautiful as she walked down the runway clapping for him.

Guests had been instructed not to wear heels because of the snow which filled the venue – the perfect tribute to Karl, who was born in Hamburg, at a castle outside of Salzburg, Austria.

An official statement published after his death and posted on Instagram said: ‘The House of KARL LAGERFELD shares, with deep emotion and sadness, the passing of its creative director, Karl Lagerfeld, on February 19, 2019, in Paris, France.

Virginie Viard, 57, Karl’s long-time collaborator for over 30 years and director of Chanel’s Fashion Creation Studio has taken over at the creative helm of the brand.

There was a one minute’s silence for Karl, during which the models appeared in a line at the top of the set, to pay their respects. This was broken by the sound of Karl’s voice which was played on a tannoy.

When he took the helm of Chanel in 1983, he shifted focus away from fragrance and accessories and focused on updating its heritage pieces, injecting much-needed life into its couture line following the death of legendary founder Coco Chanel.

 Lagerfeld may have reversed the fortunes of ailing fashion label Chanel, but the fashion chief never succeeded in winning over the royal family.

Despite his celebrity clientele, Lagerfeld failed to secure a coveted spot in the royal wardrobe and, unlike other major luxury houses such as Dolce & Gabbana and Alexander McQueen, was widely snubbed by Palace stylists.

Kate has only worn Chanel once – during a visit to Paris in 2017 – while t Megan has not been seen in the label since her pre-royal days.

Insiders had long suspected the royal snub was linked to Lagerfeld’s acid-tongued remarks about the Middletons; after the 2011 wedding of Wills and Kate, he famously said Kate has a ‘nice silhouette’, but that sister Pippa Middleton ‘struggles’. Ouch.

Speaking to a German magazine, he said: ‘Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties.’

‘On the other hand, her sister struggles,’ the designer added. ‘I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.’

While Diana once favoured Lagerfeld’s designs, she later refused to wear Chanel because its iconic double-C emblem ‘reminded her of Charles and Camilla’.

Pure Seas Beach Party

Regular readers of Zips It Up will know that my friends and I are conscientious about the plastic trail we leave behind in the name of fashion and lifestyle. As we know, our oceans are full of the plastic that we humans discard without a second thought.

On Saturday 27th April my good friend and charity fundraiser Lisa Good will be holding a mammoth beach clean on Southend on Sea Beach followed by a Charity Ball in the evening supported by some incredible DJs such as Danny Gould and Andy Mansonfrom Clockwork Orange, Brandon Block, Alex P, Lisa Loud, Chris Powelland James Good.

The Charity Ball is a fundraiser as well as a formal launch of her charity, Pure Sea Foundationand its new website.

As an experienced diver with a love for sharks, Lisa is passionate about saving marine life from the devastation that we have caused to our oceans. She has worked at raising awareness about affordable alternatives to plastics through campaigns, publicity fundraising, school workshops and jumping out of planes.

The inspiration came from her incredible Puritiiwater bottles which can be found on the Facebook page and website. Please feel free to join the beach clean during the day and come and have a jump around in the evening. I am hoping to be there along with my fellow fashionistas, in that neck of the woods.

The event is being held at Room 24on the Esplanade.
Check out Pure Seas Facebook page https://m.facebook.com/onepuresea/
Or contact Lisagood74@puresea.co.uk
#onepuresea

 

Please donate to Lisa:

https://www.gofundme.com/pure-sea-charity-funding&rcid=r01-155181945395-7c2e03a845e742a6&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

… a word from the Editor

Hola Zipsters, from the garden at home in Hampstead.

Yes, I’m writing this blog on my laptop in a floaty Balearic dress with Ray ban Aviators and factor 30 on my face.

Today is the 1stMarch 2019. London has been basking in 20 degrees all week. I did the school run with the roof down and our cat escaped out of the window, because the house was so hot.

I’m caught in a moral conundrum of whether to embrace the blue skies and warmth, or to shudder with concern about what it says about global warming. This time last year, we were sledging in the snow on Hampstead Heath, this year it’s roof down weather. Crazy, to say the least.

As well as the weather, this week we have been engulfed with awards ceremonies. I know I reported on the Baftas Red Carpet last week, but there’s no avoiding the Oscars too, a week later.

Where have you been, if you haven’t seen Billy Porter in this Tuxedo Ball Gown? Who is Billy Porter? He is a gay, black actor/ singer from the US.

And I love him. Billy Porter showed that life imitates art on Sunday night, when he put on a jaw-dropping display on the red carpet in Hollywood.

The American Horror Story star turned heads in an astonishing tuxedo-gown for the star-studded event, which even managed to make Best Actress nominee Glenn Close speechless.

The Grammy winning entertainer’s unmissable outfit was designed by Christian Siriano and boasted a ballgown bottom and classic tuxedo top.

It also featured ruffled sleeves and a long train. The statement dress was made entirely of black velvet and was topped off with a classic black bow tie, also in velvet.

Billy was part of the red carpet fashion team for US TV channel ABC on the night, which saw him interview the stars on the red carpet. Twitter was full of praise, with one tweet declaring: ‘Billy Porter won. Everyone go home. Return your gowns and tuxes. GO HOME.’

Billy Porter single-handedly breaking through the snooze fest that is male fashion on red carpets. Who’s doing it like him?

I think we’ll all remember the 2019 Oscars.

In this week week’s instalment venture into BDSM – that’s Bondage Dominatrix Sade Masochism, plus this year’s colour dominates fashion, jewellery and weddings everywhere.

Hollywood Goes Pink

As the awards season ends, the grand finale event in the 2019 calendar was the 91stAnnual Academy Awards. ‘The Oscars’ to you and me.

While 2018’s awards season saw fashion take a back seat, with many stars hitting the red carpet almost exclusively in black, in solidarity with the Time’s Up #MeToo movement, this season witnessed a return to insane shapes and sizes and plenty of colour.

And, on Sunday night, one hue reigned supreme: pink in all its glorious forms. The Oscars 2019 stars embraced an array of deliciously frilly and effervescent fuchsia and bubble gum pink frocks.

Gemma Chan led the pretty parade in a voluminous Valentino gown that, literally, had Celine Dion weeping when it first graced the catwalk at the brand’s couture show in January.

Julia Roberts didn’t show up until the end — when she presented the award for Best Picture — but she wore the colour of the night, with heels to match.

Dame Helen Mirren, herself wearing a hot pink gown by Schiaparelli, acknowledged the hue’s dominance in the room as she presented the award for Best Documentary with actor Jason Momoa, Aquaman, who wore a pink Tux, commenting “I swear to God, Jason and I didn’t coordinate our outfits tonight.

And perhaps, after all, that’s the point. Just as colour is not gendered, femininity and power can be just as easily found among layers of pink tulle as they can a black tuxedo.

Here’s the best of the rest. Long may Pink make us wink.

BDSM Trend

It’s not often I mention Bondage, Dominatrix, Sado Masochism in Zips It Up. So, I’ll make it a little tamer by using the official initials BDSM.

Naughty A-listers have been unleashing their inner ‘dominatrix’ with the new BDSM dress trend.

 

This kinky fashion style has taken the red carpet by storm. Kim Kardashian and Dua Lipa are among the stars to wear BDSM dresses recently.

Plenty of bold fashion trends have sprung up in 2019 – but this is the boldest. I’m loving the BDSM look but am far too shy to wear any of it. In public anyway.

Think skin-tight lycra or rubber dresses and kinky straps, all in black, of course.

On Sunday, Kim Kardashian embraced her inner dominatrix on the amfAR red carpet. The reality TV star risked a wardrobe malfunction by squeezing into a strappy gown. Naughty cut-outs featured on the front of the halter dress, while a thigh high split also exposed plenty of skin. Cuffs adorned each arm, further enhancing the powerful feel of the outfit.

The mum-of-three (almost 4) kept the frock centre stage by opting for minimal make-up and keeping her hair slicked back. I loved this look.

Earlier this month, singer Dua Lipa turned up to a film premiere in this daring black and white dress by Armani Privé. A corset top gave off plenty of dominatrix vibes. This was furthered by her cage skirt, which flashed a sparkly pair of black knickers underneath.

Vampy lipstick and smokey eye make-up added a final flourish to the moody get-up.

 

If you fancy your own, get down to Atsuko Kudo or House of Harlot.

Pink Diamonds

It seems to be a ‘Millennial thing’. Having just seen a picture of Katy Perry’s pink engagement ring from Orlando Bloom, Pink diamond rings are very “now”. Think pink and gold, to be precise.

Pink also seems to be on trend as far as wedding dresses are concerned. There are a lot of pink netting and roses to be found online.

Yes, the colourful diamonds are set to take over this year, and you don’t need to have a huge amount in the bank to afford one. Whatever your budget, there’s something to suit everyone, especially via Amazon and Etsy.

I especially love a pink diamond set on a gold band. Timeless, almost fairy tale-like and most certainly eye catching. I’m imagining Prince Charming slipping one on Cinderella’s finger…

No need to go over the two-grand budget, which is about right for an engagement ring, here are my favourites on the market right now.

Peach pink and rose gold ring, £1,604, Etsy

 

Twist shank pear pink sapphire ring, £1,259, Amazon

White gold, diamond and sapphire ring, £643.99, Amazon

 

Rose gold cushion cut Morganite and Diamond ring, £1,995, Chisholm Hunter

 

18K Gold Diamond & Pink Sapphire Ring, £1,375, The Diamond Store

 

Rose gold ring with lab-created gemstone, £317, Amazon

 

Art deco natural diamond engagement ring, £1,923, Etsy

 

White gold pink diamond ring, £2,273

 

Sapphire platinum ring, £409.99, Amazon

 

Radiant-cut pink diamond halo ring, Uneek

 

Vintage brilliant cut ring with pink diamond halo, Boodles

 

Chelsea pink ring, Jean Dousset

 

Pale Pink Sapphire Eyebright, £990, Alex Monroe

 

Gold Diamond Pink Sapphire Ring, £1115, The Diamond Store

 

Morganite Halo Engagement Ring, £2,963 Barkev’s

Pink Sapphire and Diamond Solitaire Engagement Ring, £1,426, Serendipity Diamonds

Sapphire engagement ring, £1,443, Etsy

Pear-shaped pink diamond ring, Uneek

… a word from the Editor

Welcome to this week’s instalment of Amanda Zips It Up.

Last week, was all about London Fashion Week, where we had a fabulous time in Covent Garden for the Hellava Girl Catwalk Show. It was Rock Chick Couture at its best.

Regal gowns featuring, leather, netting, leopard print and plenty of nudity accompanied by scary makeup and awesome music summed up the collection. The ready-to-wear range will be top of my list this year.

On the subject of LFW – Burberry are in trouble again. Not for their ‘dirtiest open secret’ of burning £30 million worth of stock and filling landfills, but for promoting Suicide in their fashion show last week. We investigate further in this instalment.

And this week there has been no escaping news of Karl Lagerfeld’s death, but who inherits his multimillion pound fortune? It’s all about the MEEOWVEAU RICHE. Read on to find out more.

Also, we couldn’t escape Wednesday’s uber boring Brits2019.On and off, I fell asleep watching this year’s feeble ceremony, but as always, we give you our run-down on who tried, failed and succeeded on the red carpet. More about that in this week’s instalment.

So, enjoy, x

 

 

 

 

 

Chaupette Lagerfeld’s Multi Million Inheritance

So, the godfather of fashion designers, Karl Lagerfeld, has passed away.

With a career spanning over 50 years at Balmain, Chloe, Fendi and Chanel, amongst other fashion houses, he lived with his beloved cat Choupette Lagerfeld.  A cat with a jet set lifestyle, two maids, as well as 117k Instagram followers and a successful modelling career.

Choupette may be due of the designer’s £96m fortune – after Lagerfeld’s previous interview admission that he was leaving a chunk to her.

Shortly after he acquired her as a newborn kitten from a male model in August 2011, the designer set up his fluffy accoutrement with her own Twitter account – the first celebrity pet to receive such an honour.

However, it’s Choupette’s Instagram feed, closely-watched by thousands, which has given us the best insight into the life of Lagerfeld’s cat.

The loyal feline companion has round-the-clock care from two maids, who groom her white coat four times a day. They even served her up the same food as her master at the dining table.

During her downtime, she reclines on a £10,000 sofa and plays on her own personal iPad – presumably posting selfies for eager followers.

Choupette also travels by private jet – or a £1,500 Louis Vuitton cat carrier – and stay in the world’s most exclusive hotels.

She has also developed a successful career in her own right, including starring in a film for Net-a-Porter and appearing on the cover of Vogue with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. As a result, she became a personality in her own right – and in 2014 was profiled in book Choupette: The Private Life of a High-Flying Cat.

Karl said in a 2013 TV interview: “I never thought I would fall in love like this with a cat. It was love at first sight.”

The male model who owned the kitten was going on holiday and asked if he could leave her with the staff at Karl’s house while he was away. Karl said “She was still a baby at the time, and I found her so cute that when Baptiste came home I said to him, ‘Sorry but I’m keeping her!'”

And so, what now for Choupette? She must be lost without her master. But very wealthy, and awash with eager staff to dry away the feline tears.

Burberry’s Suicide Hoodie

Burberry has come under fire, after sending a “noose hoodie” along its Fall 2019 runway at London Fashion Week. The brand, along with its creative director Riccardo Tisci, is now apologising for the controversial piece and is removing it from the collection.

Model Liz Kennedy first called out the problematic sweatshirt on Instagram, after voicing criticism of the piece backstage at the show. “Suicide is not fashion. It is not glamorous nor edgy,” she wrote, before revealing that her concerns had been dismissed at the show.

“How could anyone overlook this and think it would be okay to do this, especially in a line dedicated to young girls and youth,” Kennedy continued on Instagram, “Let’s not forget about the horrifying history of lynching either. There are hundreds of ways to tie a rope and they chose to tie it like a noose, completely ignoring the fact that it was hanging around a neck.”

“I had asked to speak to someone about it, but I was told to write a letter. I had a brief conversation with someone but the message was: “It’s fashion. Nobody cares about what’s going on in your personal life so just keep it to yourself,'” Kennedy added.

The model also claims that staff were joking about the sweatshirt in the dressing room before the show, hanging a noose from the ceiling. After the piece caused major backlash online, her remarks led to an apology from the brand’s CEO and creative director.

“We are deeply sorry for the distress caused by one of the products that featured in our A/W 2019 runway collection. Though the design was inspired by the marine theme that ran throughout the collection, it was insensitive and we made a mistake.”

The moral of this story. Fashion can only exist in its own bubble up to a point. It’s good to hear that Liz Kennedy’s message eventually struck home.