Scrotex

BLOKES are forking out £550 for Botox injections on their balls. The procedure is said to help smooth the testicles and iron out unsightly wrinkles. Image-conscious men are going to new lengths to make their intimate areas look great.  If penis enlargement...

Poo Emoji Inflatables

Just when you thought it was safe to get into the water… OMG, it’s a FLOATER! Last year was all about the watermelon slice or unicorn inflatable. This year, poo rules the roost.  More specifically, this.                                                                                                     B&M £19.99                              The bargain...

Denim Speedos

Okay – summer can mean many things. Blue skies, long days, warm nights and holiday adventures. And of course, Speedos. Budgie smugglers. The banana hammock.  Call them what you will, it’s well known that tiny men’s swimming pants are pretty much never okay.That...