Okay – summer can mean many things. Blue skies, long days, warm nights and holiday adventures. And of course, Speedos.
Budgie smugglers. The banana hammock. Call them what you will, it’s well known that tiny men’s swimming pants are pretty much never okay.That is, of course, unless you fancy these handsome briefs.
The Jeaudo. Jean Speedos.
These denim-print swimmers will turn heads. Whether worn lounging by the pool with a cold beer in Ibiza, soaking up some rays on Margate Beach, or simply embarrassing the family in the back garden.
The Dayton Dong Sarong Jeado Swim Brief has landed, at around £30 a pop. It comes in sizes S through to XXL (you wish). Though they reportedly fit ‘tight’, meaning that the manufacturers suggest buying one size up.
They’re quick-drying, soft and ‘smooth onto your gear’, and are fully lined with an elastic waistband and drawstring. To avoid unseemly slips. Featuring a hi-res denim design, the shell is made from 88 percent polyester and 12 per cent spandex (everyone loves a bit of spandex), whilst the lining is 100 percent polyester. I just about know my Spandex from my Polyester.
If you want to grab people’s attention without having quite so much on show, you might prefer to invest in these shorts, emblazoned with your loved one’s face.
The trunks are by Yes Custom and cost £23.05 plus a £4.60 shipping fee. They’re a no-brainer to sort. Allyou need to do is visit the Yes Custom site, upload a selfie and the rest is pretty easy to do.
www.yescustom.com
