Just when you thought it was safe to get into the water… OMG, it’s a FLOATER!
Last year was all about the watermelon slice or unicorn inflatable. This year, poo rules the roost.
More specifically, this.
B&M £19.99
The bargain retailer has rolled out an inflatable loo pool float with emoji poo sticks, so you can stay in the shit this summer. Each set includes two giant toilet-shaped floats for you to sit on, as well as two poo emoji batons. Bizarrely, B&M’s called it a “poo fight pool float”.
But really, what better way to spend a sunny day than duelling with your mates to see who gets flushed first? The toilet float comes in the size of 112cm x 76cm x 61cm, while the batons are 141cm long.
If that’s too ‘blokey’ for you, then here’s something (slightly) more sophisticated ‘ladies’ who wish to float in the proverbial. Amazon are selling this giant inflatable poo emoji pool floating sun lounger.
£18.99 by Walaha
At the very least, images of shit filling our pools will take us back to our earliest childhood memories.
