FEBRUARY FASHION FAILS
I know it’s only mid-February, but we’ve already witnessed some Bum Deals coming out of our favourite online fashion emporiums.
Here at Zips It Up, we’re baffled by a £40 pair of see-through ASOS trousers that expose EVERYTHING – unless you wear underwear. But you might as well wear clingfilm.
They have released the bizarre trews on their website, leaving people asking “Iove ASOS but why on earth would you wear that?”
ASOS said of the £40 trousers, which have pockets: “Some days call for a little extra.
“Smooth, crisp organza. Wafer-thin and sheer as you like.” Hmmm, a bit of a head-scratching moment.
FASHION NOVA is another fashion failure, selling ‘fringe’ shorts that expose your bum cheeks.Known for it’s daring fashion choices, I usually applaud FASHION NOVA, but I’m not sure your parents or boyfriend would approve
They posted a picture of the shorts, which cost £19.37, on Instagram at the end of last week and soon amassed hundreds of comments, as well as 38,700 likes.
The brand’s Just Make It Brief Fringe Shortsare described as stretch and high rise, with an elastic waistband. I understand the market for the whole “ass showing” thing – á la Kardashian et al – but a touch of modesty goes a long way
Meanwhile, over at BOOHOO.com,people are cracking up about the blue denim skinny jeans with a rear zip down the bum, which have beenthe butt of many a joke.
The denim skinny trousers have a zip that runs from the waistline all the way down the bum and a bit beyond. Handy for a hasty number 2, I suppose.
If the design already sounds impractical, the care instructions also state that the “100 per cent polyester” trousers can only be cleaned with a damp cloth. But the jeans have clearly proved popular, as they’re only left in a size 6 or 8.
Zip Back Skinny Jeans, £11 from Boohoo
