INSTAGRAM influencers have sparked fury by turning desperately needed coronavirus face masks into bikinis, in the latest warped online trend.
The posing outfits, known as “quarankinis”, are sweeping social media, just as the global coronavirus death toll topped 50,000.
Many people have been stocking up on face masks to offer protection from the virus during self-isolation. But some clearly ‘bored out of their minds’ Instagram models have distastefully turned the critical medical supplies into a supposed “must-have” accessory.
This model from Russia posted a photo of herself using face masks to cover her intimates.
Another ‘Russian model’ also posted a snap of herself covered in toilet paper whilst walking down the stairs. She captioned it: “Found in the store a little toilet paper. Ready for self-isolation…”
German Instagram model ‘Katja’ uploaded a selfie of herself in a face mask as the bikini top whilst using another to cover her bikini line. YAWN.
Hardly unsurprisingly, many fans were unimpressed, with one commenting: “Unfortunately, I find it inappropriate. Unless they were already used.”
Another asked “what do you expect from such a mental low flyer?”, while a further commentator described the snaps as “outrageous”.
Perhaps reading a book or two, going for a run, learning a new language or shopping for the vulnerable during this crisis might have been a better use of lockdown time?
Crime may not be rife, now we’re all at a permanent 2 metre distance from one another, but nevertheless keep your belongings safe and sound with a super stylish crossbody bag. Whether it’s in-your face “big and designer” or something small and neat, these are a great way to secure your stuff – fashionably. If the strap is too long for your liking, tie a small knot in it, and you’ll have a unique addition to what you’re wearing. This is a great, practical way to jazz-up any outfit.
Cuban Collar Shirts
With a distinctive collar and short sleeves, they’re an easy way to make a bold statement. You can choose to wear them with a bold print ,or keep things plain in a solid colour. These shirts look extra cool in bright shades like yellow, blue or green.
Flares
The 70s are back in a big way with these flares. With a thin upper leg and an exaggerated ankle, they are sure to make an impact anywhere you go. Pair the pants with a slim-fitting shirt or turtleneck to emphasize the bell bottom, or keep things flowing with a baggie hoodie or T-shirt ,for a more casual feel.
Over the Knee Shorts
A great way to keep yourself mostly-covered but stay cool in the summer heat. Whether you rock these bottoms with a bold pattern or you keep the vibe hot in a bright colour, you can’t go wrong in these statement pieces. Complete the look with an open shirt.
Oversized Blazers
Take it back to the 80s with an oversized blazer. Large and in charge, put a twist on the essential suit jacket by taking it up a few sizes. Whilst avoiding anything too Miami Vice, i.e. pink or yellow, this is a great way to put a retro spin on a modern outfit, without looking too formal. Choose a fit that’s slightly bigger than the regular fit, or go all-out with something massive.
Shield Sunglasses
Protect your eyes from the sun in the most stand-out way possible with these shield sunglasses. Not only are they a fresh alternative to the traditional eyewear, they look straight out of Blade Runner. Futuristic and sleek, these are perhaps the best accessories of the season. Wear them oversized for maximum impact, or keep them small and colourful for a powerful punch.
Two-Strap Slides
Make the world your catwalk with these two-strap slides. Unlike traditional footwear, these shoes offer double support and look extra cool as you strut down the street. Choose from branded shoes or something low-key, and pair them with over the knee shorts or flares.
On Tuesday of this week, my favourite shoe designer – Alice X – launched the Coco sandal, a new design featuring classic monochrome shades in super soft buffalo leather.
The Denim Fuji style, inspired by traditional Japanese Boro patchwork, takes denim to a new level – with five indigo shades in one shoe. They’re easy to wear and super cool. Gorgeous with jeans, shorts or a floaty sundress, they are the perfect laid-back style to wear all holiday long (wherever/whenever that holiday might finally be…)
Alice X’s unique shoes are fantastic for any winter break or summer holiday. Available in nine striking designs, including hero trend, metallics, as well as bold blocking and super-soft pastels. Only available in limited numbers, the collection is the espadrille for 2020.
Plus, to help support the UK’s NHS staff at this difficult time, the team at Alice X will be donating £10 from each sale to their NHS Hero fund.
They are inviting all customers to nominate an NHS person, hospital or ward, and Alice X will use money from the fund to give them something special to help brighten their day. They’ll then feature each hero on their insta page. #NHSheros.
Welcome to this week’s instalment of Zips It Up, during the second weekend of full-blown lockdown – meaning that unwashed hair and baggy hoodies have become the norm. And, dare I say it, no bra.
We are quarantined for god knows how long but our boobs are finally free.
However, experts have warned against ditching your bras while working from home. It could cause saggy boobs, poor posture even ligament damage.
A Figleaves garment technologist comments: “We all still need to wear a bra as our breasts need to be supported. Due to their weight, you may damage your posture or cause back pain. If breasts are left unsupported, damage can occur to the Cooper’s ligament in the breast, causing them to sag.”
Instead of freeing those nipples, switch to a flexi wire bra, often used in maternity bras or a non-wired style with a seam cup to support a larger bust. Padded hooks and soft straps are also key for comfort. Putting on a well fitted bra should feel like you are not wearing a bra.
The message is simple. Ignore a bra and you will get saggy boobs. It’s gravity after all. And the heavier the bust, the worse it gets.
The one exception is during pregnancy, when you should avoid wearing underwired bras – as they will compress your boobs and prevent your milk ducts from forming.
And as we are stuck indoors for the foreseeable, I have two brilliant guest editors contributing to the blog this week. Super savvy Chanelle Clark reviews a selection of current ‘female friendly’ books to pass away those isolated hours. ASK AURORA, our beauty Ed, is back with her review of the best vegan facemasks out there right now. Plus in this instalment, I check out Gucci’s Bridget Jones Big Pants and Pillow Backpacks.
Hello Zipsters! I promise I am not going to mention the C-Word! Only the F-Word!
I am of course referring to the word FACEMASK! THIS is what we all should be embracing in our isolation stations. Right now, everyone is feeling dull, lifeless, irritated, tired and the first place that shows is on our visage. I have found a facemask for every one of those problems. Got munchkins at home? Now is the time to encourage them to partake in a little child-friendly TLC. So sit back, relax and let my healing, peeling wonders work their magic. Starting with a 100 percent vegan option I have absolutely fallen in love with The Body Shop Himalayan Charcoal Purifying Glow Mask. It is made with Community Fair Trade Tea Tree Oil and is goes on as rough as sand. Drying to a hard clay, it rinses off surprisingly easy after just 5/10 minutes and literally scrapes away layers of dead skin in the process. The coal particles provide a super exfoliating quality. You will look like you are about to go into armed combat when the mask is on, but you will definitely get your glow when the war is over!
Another superhero from the altar of Anita Roddick will give you an even quicker fix and I have even been using it on my FEET of all places! It’s the Body Shop Glow Revealing Vitamin C Liquid Peel containing the very fancy Camu Camu from the Amazonian Rain Forest. The delightful orange scent is so refreshing and the mask itself, when massaged into dry, cleansed skin, lifts off old skin that you can actually see in giant clumps in your hand. Visible proof that it works like a dream.
A fun treat for your little ones and you from SNP Cosmetic are Animal Character Printed Masks. Available in several varieties, you can transform yourselves into an Otter, Dragon, Lion, Koala, Panda, Tiger whilst at the same time hydrating, soothing and detoxing! Here I am with my four year old testing them out!
For the real problem areas of your boat race, I have sourced two fabulous, multi tasking big hitters. The first is from the brand new Clarins range which also caters to vegans. The Clear Out Blackhead Expert has an ingenious little stick on top which, when applied to the t zone on moist skin, dislodges blackheads and other impurities. The second step is the mask, which works best on dry, cleansed skin, gives a clay based and fresh scented detox for the whole face. The difference after one application was mind blowing!
My last masked crusader is not for the faint hearted.Jorg Obe Charcoal Mask is not so much a peel off as a tear off mask. And it is an all black warrior against clogged pores and blackheads. Spread on to cleansed skin in a thick layer and wait for the antibacterial miracle. Then pull off in swift motions to reveal a new you. The smoothness of my forehead combined with the sight of a whole strip of black wax clinging on to my demons was the highlight of my week!
One thing I must just mention is that there really is no substitute for a good old fashioned facial steaming. Either alone or before any of these treatments. Open pores are best when applying any facial treatments and that is a fact! Boil water in a bowl and fling a towel over your head for five minutes , ideally wearing one of the fantastic hair masks that I am going to review in the next issue!
As someone whose love of books equals if not supersedes their love of style I was delighted to be asked to offer up some reading options for Amanda Zips It Up.
These handful of recent works should keep us stimulated during these surreal times. Ranging from non fiction, fiction, biog’s and even poetry, there ought to be something for everyone.
For those book lovers amongst us please join my page ‘ International Book Appreciation Society ‘ on Facebook where we share our reading experiences and collectively review a book once a month.
Three Women – Lisa Taddeo
First and foremost I loved this book…
Why? I think the honesty was paramount, three women speaking heartfeltly about their emotional and sexual lives; utterly transfixing. On a personal level the language used to describe the yearning,the need, being there left wanting, never feeling enough, was quite heartbreaking.
Poor Lina’s self worth was at rock bottom and she was utterly reliant on her lover, overtaken with a need to feel desired. Sloane’s life was a strange, sexually fluid existence and she enraptured people with her glacial beauty. I found it baffling how much control she allowed her husband to take, to the extent he even chose her lovers for her. Maggie’s was arguably the saddest story and very difficult to comprehend. She loved him, or she thought she loved him but societally they should never have been together.
Of course multiple questions were raised..so many! Is it a trade off? What do we/should we accept and what do we pretend is otherwise? Personally I think these are issues that everyone can relate to in relationships rather than being gender specific.
I thought the sex scenes were brilliantly handled, even the ones that sat uncomfortably and were questionably consensual remained incredibly accurate.
Male and females alike should read this and I am sure will find it very insightful about the human psyche and the roles we play.
The Lesser Bohemians – Eimear McBride
Exquisite and unusual; this book blew my mind , a total pleasure that stayed with me long after.
McBride has a particular writing style, poetic with broken sentences as well as chapters. The first few chapters I found difficult as the form jarred against normality, but I soon got into my cadence.
Ultimately, it is about the intense love affair between an 18 year old Irish girl and her older, damaged, actor lover. It is both beautifully light when they are exalted with their love and perilously dark at other points.
Special mention has to be accorded to the handling of sex in this novel. Never have I known it to be so beautifully executed. I was feeling the abandonment of self and the unification of coupling with them.
Such a clever work incorporating many literary devices in a seemingly effortless way. Really brilliant and the juxtaposition of the interior and exterior self was very illuminating. Miss this book at your peril!
Diary of a Somebody – Brian Bilston
This book was so amusing, witty and erudite yet in an extremely nonchalant fashion. He plays with grammar and literary devices, almost humouring them. His word play is simply dazzling.
The premise is that Bill Bilston will write a poem every day for a year, whilst trying to come to terms with his ever more desperate life. His wife has left him for a marketing guru who is having an adverse effect on his son’s character. In addition to this he is swimming in a sea of spreadsheets in his dull, office existence.
It is reminscent of Adrian Mole for me which I am sure most of us read back in the day. This is the adult, smarter version if you like. It had me laughing aloud on many occasions and also oft pondering over his prowess. Bilston’s mastery of both prose and most pertinently poetry was second to none.
This book is written in a diary format and it features many a poem. DO NOT LET THAT PUT YOU OFF! Personally, I adore poetry, but even for non devotees, it is hugely accessible and ‘fun’; a word not often associated with poetry.
Bilston deserves to be our next Poet Laureate and this book is a sui generis work of art.
For the Fashion Aficionado’s amongst us (all AZU readers are of course) these two following books are amongst my favourites from that genre; I consider them ‘Must’ reads!
Champagne Supernovas – Maureeen Callahan
For me, any book with my beloved Kate on the cover is a sure fire winner thus automatically purchased; I devoured this in one sitting and thoroughly enjoyed romping through that decade of utter debauchery with the key players.
Kate and her hardcore hedonism is detailed as well as the excesses of all the other’s on the periphery. Full of gossip, drugs, sex and scandal as well as being a great insight into the fashion industry at that exciting time.
Her antics are relatively well documented, but the actions of Jacobs and McQueen not so much until now. It has a fly on the wall feel to it and is buzzy and fast paced.
It seems that Callahan at times has her own axe to grind and can be quite bitchy and scathing of some, for example Isabella Blow falls victim to her poison pen. The writing and editing were nothing to write home about, pardon the pun, but who cares when the subject matter is so fascinating.
If you love fashion, popular culture and this was your era too then it’s an essential read.
The Vanity Fair Diaries 1983 – 1992
This memoir charts Tina Brown’s rise from Party Girl Journo to EIC of Vanity Fair, New York. A life less ordinary is chartered swooping between countries and scenes. It is a veritable who’s who of high society featuring many tantalising titbits. Brown also touches on the difficulties of juggling a high powered job with motherhood.
Remember Bridget Jones’ ‘absolutely enormous panties’? Well, Italian fashion house Gucci is flogging a cotton bra and pants set that wouldn’t look out of place in Bridget’s lingerie drawer. This underwear set contains a pair of giant knickers for an eye-watering £670.
The firm’s website reveals: ‘Crafted from embroidered GG tulle in ivory and completed with a light pink elastic Gucci stripe, this bra and briefs set completes several looks from the Spring Summer 2020 fashion show. A beautiful cliché of sexiness’.
If oversized underwear isn’t for you, Gucci has also created a £2,555 back pack – to cart around a pillow. Pointless when we’re on lockdown (and indeed when the next plane journey might not be until 2021), but you could always lug it from the lounge to the bedroom.
But for their monster investment, buyers do get a white cushion with pale blue stripes, with the firm’s famous monogram logo thrown in. And fashionistas clearly love the must-have accessory for sleepovers. So much so that the firm has sold out.
The backpack consists of leather straps plus a metal horse-bit design. Gucci comments: ‘Presented on the Spring Summer 2020 runway, the pillow holder brings a fashion element to the Gucci 1955 Horsebit line.
The front is further enriched with the line’s distinctive Horsebit hardware, an equestrian-inspired House code formed by a double ring and bar.’
Welcome to the most incredible Spring conditions, here in London. We are in lockdown, confined to our homes, with no option but to sunbathe in our gardens and balconies in glorious sunshine and clear blue skies. There’s no sound of planes, trains and automobiles. Just sweet silence and tweeting birds. Oh, the irony.
It might not seem that way right now, but I’m pretty sure many longer-term positives will come out of this pandemic. In the meantime, I will be here every Friday, bringing you fashion and lifestyle news designed for this challenging time. I’ll do my best to look at the lighter side of current situation.
Trump claims that America is almost over the virus. D’oh.
And there’s another claim in the news this week. Apparently, Michael Jackson predicted coronavirus, which is why he wore that face mask.
The late King of Pop’s former bodyguard Matt Fiddes has claimed that the star predicted a coronavirus-like pandemic, which is why he continued to wear a facemask, despite being mocked for it. British bodyguard Matt, who looked after the singer for a decade, said that while Michael was travelling the globe on tour, he realised that there was potential for a virus like COVID-19 to spread, and therefore took measures to prevent himself from ever catching it.
He knew that a natural disaster was always there. “He was very aware and would always predict that we could be wiped out at any time. That a germ that could spread. He would go through four countries in one day sometimes and he was on aeroplanes with people all the time.”
He added: “He would say, ‘Matt I can’t get ill, I can’t let my fans down. I’ve got concerts coming up. I’m on this earth for a reason. I mustn’t damage my voice, I’ve got to stay healthy, I don’t know who I’m going to encounter today, I don’t know what I might pass on’.”
Matt says that if Michael were alive today he’d tell people “I told you so”.
Anyway, we’ve all just got to Beat It.
Onto this instalment of Amanda Zips It Up and we check out H&M’s stunning new online Conscious Collection, how to cut your hair whilst marooned at home, plus a new range of ‘loungewear for working from home’ by Missguided.
Hairdressers all over the UK are hanging up their scissors after Boris ordered them to shut, amid the coronavirus outbreak. No hairdressers, no nail salons, no lashes…. I look an absolute state, and we’re only on Day 4!
How can one keep on top of hair maintenance if there is no access to salons? And should one attempt to cut one’s own hair?
It’s so tempting to cut and colour your hair at home during this period of isolation, with so much time to play with. However, it’s not recommended if you can help it. Whilst we are all locked-in, it might be good to give one’s hair a break from colouring and heated styling tools.
Instead you could try applying a hair mask or conditioning treatment to nourish and condition any split ends, instead of trimming them. That’s what I’m doing. I’m also letting my roots come through. I’m only with my family and they don’t care what I look like (within reason).
However, if you are determined to go DIY on your locks, here is some professional advice that I discovered online.
Part hair down the centre and push the lengths equally over each both shoulders. Then pull the length of the hair on one side straight between two fingers with good tension. Keep your head straight, then do the other side and check they match.
Apparently, it’s best to cut your hair when it is wet.
Alternatively, comb all the hair forward so that it sits above the chest, tightly flatten the hair between your middle and index finger stop at your desired length and cut in a straight line, then apply the same method to the other side to achieve a one-length haircut.
How to cut your fringe at home.
If your fringe is growing too long DON’T thoughtlessly grab the scissors, work carefully with it. Maybe part it through the middle for a grown-out 70s look or move the parting and wear it as more of a side fringe. Think Bridget Bardot and Mossy.
Kitchen scissors, nail scissors or a dull blade can really damage your hair by causing split frayed ends, a lopsided look, ending up leaving your hair frustrated with a blunt cut. Order some semi-decent scissors on Amazon. I did, and they were less than a fiver.
If you need to take a bit of weight out of a fringe, use a point cutting technique. This is where you hold the scissors vertically and carefully snip into the ends.
Dyeing your hair at home.
During this uncertain time, it is more important than ever that we take care of our wellbeing and mental health, as well as our physical health. For many of us, a big part of wellbeing is that if our hair doesn’t look or feel at its best, and it can have an impact on our self-esteem.
Really, one should steer clear of supermarket dyes, but if you have to, I recommend using high end- designer hair colour systems if this is something you want to try.
Well known, slightly pricier brands tend to be more trustworthy and the products are of a high enough quality.
Otherwise, be like me and let it grow, grow, grow.
Missguided have cleverly launched a ‘working from home’ lounge wear range – and there’s 40% off right now.
The online fashion retailer has released a comfy lounge wear collection that’s perfect for those who are working from home during coronavirus isolation.
If you’re working from home and aren’t sure what to wear, then this is perfect. Because I reckon it’s important to get dressed every day, rather than stay in your PJs. But clearly, officewear might be a little OTT for the occasion.
Searches for “lounge wear” have increased over the past week – and I’m not surprised. After all, nothing beats a comfy tracksuit, or a soft hoodie, when you’re spending a lot of time inside.
Here are some of our top picks from the new Missguided lounge wear range.
