… a word from the Editor Amanda

Welcome to mid-October. It’s always around this time of the year when I start thinking about Christmas present ideas.

As usual, Men are notoriously difficult to buy for, but I have found the ultimate gift for Santa’s sack.

A mini hot tub just for your testicles –
The Testicuzzi.

Yes, the Testicuzzi is a real product that lets men soak their balls. The creator claims it all started with a conversation about current trends with college students, including filling a cup with water, dunking testicles in it and having a girl blow into the water with a straw.

I can’t say it was something I was doing at college.

Eureka! They decided to make a real hot tub for guys’ testicles and the company immediately designed and 3D printed a prototype.

The Testicuzzi features a pillow to rest your penis with a chamber to dunk your balls and a battery-powered jet to create the bubbles. It’s available to order now, with delivery expected around early December, so perfect as a Christmas present. 

It has already had some great reviews. Those who have used it have said: “It’s a magical experience. It’s comfortable, it’s refreshing and relaxing on the testicles.” At the moment, it comes in one-size but the creators promise they’ve done their research and the Testicuzzi should be big enough for most men.

The creators researched testicle size and averages. Penis size varies a lot, but testicle size is actually fairly consistent across different men. The Testicuzzi caters for the statistical averages and they report that, so far, nobody has had any issues with size. They do have plans for varying sizes – more for the ego and comedy, I presume.

 There are three colours available – jet black with a red pillow, white with and black pillow and the extremely fancy 14k gold-plated testicuzzi. The white and black versions are currently on sale for £34.35, with a standard price of £85.94, while the gold-plated version is £7,701.

Onto this week’s Zips It Up and we discover the 2020 version of Sex in The City on Netflix – Emily In Paris, check out Ralph Lauren’s ‘FRIENDS’ collection and Justin Bieber collaborates and designs his own CROCS. Groan.