Best Beach Body At Any Cost

Summer is literally melting us all right now, and it’s time for the annual journey into the unknown of stripping off and stepping out in a swimsuit. Showing every lump and bump.

Watching Love Island doesn’t help confidence levels either.

Diet and exercise seem to take forever, but you can always PAY for that quick fix if you want to look your best on the beach – at any cost!  With the UK’s body confidence presumably at an all-time low, it’s not surprising that there’s so much interest in professional treatments, promising to help overcome those bikini hang-ups.

Here are some of the biggest trends in beach body “fixes”, dealing with every issue from excessive sweat to veins and saggy skin

Permanent sweat fix

The Internet throws up some interesting stats – for instance, who would have guessed that searches for ‘excessive sweating’ are up by a third compared to last year?

Dr Tapan Patel of The Phi Clinic in London’s Harley Street reports a surge of interest in MiraDry,the only FDA-cleared treatment for underarm sweat.


“It’s not just from people with clinical hyperhidrosis, it’s also from those who suffer from social sweating, even on a mild level” he comments. “Others simply don’t want to wear deodorant, whether it’s for confidence, convenience, or reducing the chemicals they put on their skin.”

MiraDry uses a hand-held device that delivers thermal energy to the underarms, which are numbed before treatment.

The energy permanently destroys the sweat glands, with an 82% reduction in sweating after one treatment.

Sweating is, of course, a vital bodily function, but the armpits only account for 2% of the body’s sweat glands so the body will still be able to cool itself normally afterwards

MiraDry is available at The Phi Clinicin London and centres nationwide, from £1,495.

Vein issues

Varicose veins don’t exactly fill you with beach body confidence, and as well as being ugly they can be painful precursors to leg ulcers.

This summer, the country’s leading vein centre, The Whiteley Clinic has launched not one but two treatments to help you get lovely vein-free legs.

Professor Mark Whiteleyis the first surgeon in the UK to introduce a walk-in, walk-out treatment that microwaves that varicose vein into oblivion.

The new microwave ablation technique claims to have fewer risks and less cost than traditional radiofrequency or laser, costing around £1.5k per leg.

The clinic has also introduced a unique laser treatment to zap the bruise-like brown stains that often build up around ankles in patients with circulatory problems.

After laser treatment, the mottled skin scabs over and falls off, revealing prettier, healthier skin within a month. The cost of treating these hemosiderin stains is around £300 a session.

The blended boob job

If anyone’s the master of a natural-looking boob job, it’s cosmetic surgeon Patrick Mallucci who has previously scientifically calculated the mathematical proportions of the perfect breast.

His hot trend prediction for bikini bods this year is the ‘blended boob job’, designed to optimise breast quality as well as shape and size. The blended boob job combines implant surgery with non-invasive treatments, such as radiofrequency and Profhilo (hylaluronic acid injections), to recondition an ageing or sun-damaged decollétage.

It doesn’t come cheap though – don’t expect any change from £6,000.

The saggy skin tightener

There’s a lot of interest in Profound, a new skin-tightening treatment that’s just arrived from the States.

It uses radio frequency – delivered deep into the dermis using tiny needles hooked up to a machine – to trick the skin into cranking up its collagen production.

It’s as big news as a non-surgical facelift, and Dr Tatiana is the first to offer it in the UK. She says it’s also effective on any area that needs to be smoothed and tightened, from bingo wings and slack tummies to dimply bums.

The cost of your freshly-ironed body?

From £2,750 for a large area, although the effects of this one-off treatment are meant to be long-lasting.

Converse Magical UV Trainers

CONVERSE is launching a magical, UV-activated shoe.

Pairing up with US-based Chinatown Market, Converse’s creation changes colour when exposed to sunlight.

They change from white to multi coloured. Chinatown market posted a video of the incredible transformation on Instagram earlier this week – and fans were mega impressed.In the clip, the trainers transform from off-white to rainbow-coloured in a matter of seconds as they are moved into the light.

Another clip shows the transformation occur when placed under a UV torch, with the Converses rainbowing into a combination of blue, orange and pink.

It makes the shoe more than just a shoe. It’s a conversation piece – something that’s unique the wearer.

The hues change in their own way. Some colours will last longer, while others will remain for a shorter time period.

The colour changes with you. If you go to a music festival, the shoes are bright and crazy in the sunlight, and the moment you step inside a tent, they go back to their pastel base. 

The collection launches on the Chinatown Market website this weekend. There are two styles available – the Chuck 70 Hi model, which you can snap up for £81and the Chuck 70s, which retail for £77.

www.thechinatownmarket.com

Duct Tape Bikinis At Miami Swimwear Week

MIAMI SWIM WEEK

Nearly nude models have unveiled the raciest new duct tape bikini trends at Miami Swim Week.

I hate it, but duct tape swimwear is a trend that shows no signs of slowing down any time soon.

The bizarre “bikinis” (if you can even call them that) are made up of several layers of strategically placed duct tape across the front and back.

Leaving extremely little to the imagination, these ridiculous pieces of swimwear are effectively made up of a strip of tape covering the nipple and crotch area.

But this isn’t just your run-of-the-mill tape to be found in a home toolkit. Instead, the models’ torsos and chests were decorated with an array of metallic gold and bronze squares.

We’ve seen this before but 2019 designers seem to have taken things one step further with their latest collections, which leaves the models’ bums more or less completely exposed.

If you have the figure and the confidence (and the time) then this may be for you. But beware. You can’t go to the loo whilst wearing one of these get-ups, apparently.

The Black Tape Project isn’t the only designer to push boundaries at this year’s Miami Swim Week. Think extreme underboob and sky high bottoms as your inspiration. 

Anyone planning on a duct tape one piece this summer – pics to Zips It Up please.

… a word from the Editor

Welcome to this week’s roundup of lifestyle and fashion, bought to you from the Balearics.

We’re slap bang in the middle of another roasting summer, and for most of July and August we’re coming to you from a combination of the Love Island and the White Isle.

We reside not too far from Magaluf in Mallorca and San Antonio in Ibiza, and have witnessed our fair share of holidaymakers passed out on benches at 9am in 30-degree heat, or (even worse) lifeless on beaches, looking like they’ll never wake up again. For some, hangovers are an integral part of summer and only pizza can drag them out of the “morning after the night before”.

(Vaguely) on the same theme, have you ever been in a situation where you want two slices of pizza but only have the capacity to hold one? Well, the folks over at Stupidiotic have got you covered.

The Portable Pizza Pouch is a triangular ziplock bag on a string that stores an extra slice of pizza to wear around your neck. It keeps the pizza warm and fresh.

Genius. But if you take a look at this photo, it appears that the actual pouch might be too small to hold, say, a decent slice. The bag looks like it can house a smallish slice of Dominos. But what about deep dish, Sicilian squares, etc? They really should make a different pizza pouch for each style of pie, then sell the lot of them in a box set. Perfect for Xmas.

Hey presto! Introducing the pizza fanny pack which holds the perfect amount of pizza slices. As usual, Amazon and Etsy are to blame, but we all know that in the height of summer, anything goes.

This week, we check out the voluptuous Demi Rose modelling big butts, hips and thongs, The Ikea Bucket Hat and The Must Have Headbands for all you fashionistas out there.

Enjoy!

The Ikea Bucket Hat

The bucket hat has long been a wardrobe staple of seemingly every rapper, 90s raver or Liam Gallagher wannabe.

Those in the know will be aware of its return to fashion in 2019 – mostly in Gucci or “retro” incarnations.

The humble head-topper could be the sleeper hit of this summer and if you can’t get your hands on a retro version, then turn to IKEA.

Yes, IKEA has nudged its way into the fashion scene thanks to its collaboration with designer Virgil Abloh

In fairness to the Swedish brand, it’s been quietly crypto-cool ever since its inception in 1942, but Abloh’s seal of approval has officially elevated IKEA into the “hype” stratosphere.

The Ikea Bucket Hat is made from its signature blue bags. The hat quickly sold out online, leading to a surge in pricing – it’s now around £12.99 on various websites. I would advise you to click “purchase” right now, before prices skyrocket even further and the IKEA-bucket-hat bubble bursts.

If you remember last summer, it was all about the Ikea blue carrier bags being the “must-have” summer accessory. This year it’s the Ikea Bucket Hat. Who knows what’s coming next year – blue bag jeans and yellow belt?

Bums, Hips & Thongs

IT’S THE BODY TREND THAT ISNT GOING ANYWHERE SOON.

Model Demi Rose showed off her incredible curves on the catwalk in thong swimwear last month, proving that thongs are the best way to show off the Kardashian shape more that more women are striving for in 2019.

The Instagram model was the envy of the stage with her dramatic gold costume. She revealed her peachy bum in a thong swimsuit.

The shiny gold number had strategically placed cut-outs that showed off her flat tum and tiny waist.

In another shot, she poured her voluptuous curves into a cream bikini with high waisted pants.

For her third outfit change she wore a sleeved crop top that flattered her famous bust.

Gorgeous Demi was announced as the face of Oh Polly’s metallic swimwearcollection last month, much to the excitement of her 9.2 million Instagram followers.

This body shape, started by Kim and Kylie, is not the healthiest, it has to be said. In most cases fat is sucked out of the tummy and transferred into the bum cheeks. But it’s everywhere now, from Love Island to The Only Way is Essex.

One person who will certainly be appreciating these curves is Demi’s boyfriend, DJ Chris Martinez. The pair have been dating since December 2017, when they were spotted kissing at an airport in Madrid and they have been going strong ever since.

Superstar DJ Chris, who performs alongside brother Stevie as The Martinez Brothers,regularly tours the globe to sell-out crowds. He and Demi were on holiday in Ibiza a few weeks ago where they looked ‘loved up’ as they strolled hand in hand around the Balearic island.

Must Have Head Bands 2019

Statement headbands are now trending, as seen on A-list Celebs, and even royalty.

There is no ignoring that headbands are this summer’s biggest hair accessory trend. Kate Middleton, Alexa Chung and Rita Ora are all about jewelled or bow headbands.

The Duchess of Cornwall recently wore a Stella McCartney pink dress and bespoke Juliette Botterill headband to Archie’s christening, proving she is pushing the boundaries with her outfit choices and taking note of the latest trends. Especially matching red and pink.

Since Alexa Chung stepped out adding a bold red satin bow headband to her classic white shirt and jeans combo, the trend has further picked up momentum.

So, we’ve picked the most stylish headbands, that won’t break the bank, available to shop now…

1. Plait & knot detailing

Pink Velvet Plait Headband, was £12, now£7.20, I Saw It First

Velvet headbands look super chic and expensive 

Susanna Twisted Headband, £28.00, Anthropologie

2. Bejewelled beauty

V by Very Jewel Embellished Headband, £25, Very.co.uk

Inspired by Rita Ora opt for a blingtastic headband 

Beaded Knot Headband, £25.00, Topshop

3. Take a bow

Animal Colourblock Red Headband, £18, Oliver Bonas

ASOS DESIGN fascinator headband with statement bow in dusky pink, £10.00, Asos.com

… a word from the Editor

That’s it. Schools out for the summer, cases are packed and I’m Balearic bound for a long hot season in the sun.

For me, this means two months of swimming, sunbathing socialising, squid and sangria.

As for my teenage daughter and the whole ‘Love Island’ generation, it means lashes, nails and rainbow hair.

The latest nail trend: Ombre Nails

Gone are the days when we packed factor 50, armbands, sweet sun dresses and sandals. Instead she insists on enormous Spice Girls Buffalo trainers, Ombre nails, purple hair and Apple air pods.

Still, we mutually love our beloved Balearic Islands and whether you’re high maintenance or not, we’re all looking forward to spending some quality family time together.

I’m hoping it will be a healthy few weeks, although the lure of Clockwork Orange in Ibiza next weekend is very tempting. I’m trying my best to keep it strictly fresh Orange Juice from the local Mercadona instead.

This week we discover Hi-Tech fashion, Balearic Bikinis to make you smile, the painfully sounding Scrotox procedure and the full bush is back. Yes, really. Enjoy.

Hi-Tech Fashion

Clothing has been developed that could change colour and warn the wearer if they are becoming unwell.

Researchers are working on smart clotheswith conductive fibres in the fabric . This hi-tech fashion will be with us within 10 years. Garments will be woven with “responsive material”, which can alert the wearer if they are getting ill by analysing their sweat.

“Mood-changing” garments will build the technology found in smart wristbands, created by University of Lancaster scientists. They change colour and heat up in response to changes in electrical conductivity of the wearer’s skin. This could help manage diseases such as diabetes, by sensing if the wearer has high glucose levels.

Scientists are also integrating graphene into thread so it becomes a rechargeable power supply. Research shows how graphene inks can be used in textiles to store electrical charges and “release it when required”. Hey presto, automatic phone charging in one’s pockets becomes a possibility. 

Will consumers be swayed by the technological and environmental advantages of owning a garment that has multiple uses and lasts for a long time, rather than “fast fashion” which gets discarded after a few months?

But practical challenges remain, including ensuring that smart garments can withstand multiple washes. Up to this point, we’ve become so preoccupied with making fabric cheaply, we haven’t really done anything innovative with it.

So, by 2030 clothes will be more adaptable, boosting the value we get from them. Ultimately, they’ll be part of our ever-increasing arsenal of tech .

Balearic Bikinis

Here are two of the latest bikini trends witnessed on Balearic beaches this summer, both by Brazilian designer Adriana Degreas.

The first trend makes your bikini bottoms look like a pair of lips. The sexy swimwear resembles a plump pout. The Adriana Degreas lips bikini would make you stand-out above all others on any beach.

POUT AND ABOUT

This bikini draws inspiration from our most sensual body part.

The £390 Bacio Structured Strapless Bikini with Knot, features a cheeky smile at the crotch. A slit runs along the bikini line, creating the illusion of an open mouth.

The product description reads: “This playful red lip bikini is made of stretch fabric structured strapless top – it´s designed for those who prefer statement pieces at the beach.

(Pic: INSTAGRAM/ADRIANA DEGREAS)

The Brazilian fashion designer also created a similar two-piece – but this time, the lips motif is visible on the top.

Adriana’s Charlotte Olympia Pin-Up Kiss Bikiniretails for £210and comes in a romantic red shade.

The top is made from mesh, making it rather see-through. Thankfully, the wearer’s intimate areas are covered by opaque material that forms into a pout.

The product description explains: “This Pin Up Kiss bikini is made from stretch fabric and tulle that’s detailed with strategically placed lips. “Adjust the ties to personalise the fit.”

The second trend is this “sexy hands” bikini which makes it look like you’re sunbathing topless. IS this the sexiest swimwear trend of 2019?  This bikini would certainly make onlookers do a double-take.

Adriana Degreas is selling the Hands Stapless Bikinifor around £260.

The Brazilian designer cleverly created an illusion by mixing clear fabric with hand-crafted hands. Wear it while sunbathing, with a pair of big vintage sunglasses for your next summer escape.

I love them both because, let’s face it, how many more summers can we keep wheeling out the boho crochet number. These are fun and so very 2019.