When it comes to the decades of fashion’s past, it’s easy to get inspired by the elegant silhouettes of the ’50s, the platform shoes of the ’70s, or even the distinct denim of the ’90s. But when it comes to the late 90s and early 2000s, I’m less eager to see key trends return.
One celeb stands out from all others when it comes to terrible styling which should be cancelled and that’s Mariah Carey... amazing voice, awful wardrobe. Sack the stylist Mariah.
From ultra-low-rise jeans and belly chains to velour tracksuits, dresses over pants, and Ugg’s paired with denim miniskirts, there were some truly questionable moments. Here’s my selection of fashion trends which should NEVER return to our lives.
Patchwork Jeans & Belly Chain
Ultra-low-rise patchwork jeans, a belly chain, a cropped top, and a denim newsboy hat—Christina Aguilera combined all the major trends of 2001 into one hard-to-forget (but hopefully never repeated) look.
Scarf Tops
In an era when wearing anything but actual shirts in the style of shirts was a thing, Xtina embraced the trend with a scarf “top” and an ultra-mini denim skirt. (Don’t forget the signature newsboy cap.)
The Juicy Couture Velour Tracksuit
J.Lo made the “It” item of the decade—a velour tracksuit—even more 2000s by rolling up the leg to show off her high heels and throwing on a newsboy cap.
Asymmetrical Skirts
As Paris Hilton emerged on the scene, she brought with her the shipwrecked asymmetrical skirts, belly shirts, and an abundance of pink.
Uggs & Skirts
As Uggs became the must-have footwear choice, Nicole Richie et al paired the winter boots with ultra-short denim skirts. I love Uggs – but over jeans or leggings only.
Double Denim
The double denim trend took both the women’s and men’s fashion world by storm in the 2010s. Thankfully, that was then and this is now, and the fashion has disappeared.
Crossover Bum Bag
I’m not going to lie, I bought two Gucci bum bags, or ‘belt bags’ as I like to call them, in the past decade. But let’s face it, they’re fanny packs / bum bags, and the fanny pack has never been cool — ever.
Bucket Hats
The bucket hat has seemingly been on trend again in 2020/2021. Every fashion outlet has been talking them up as the new “It” summer accessory. Bucket hats have recently been seen among the crowds at London Fashion Week and New York Fashion Week for men and women alike. I have just purchased a Gucci bucket hat but it’s still plain ugly. Think Kevin & Perry.
Spray on Jeans for Men
For the ladies, yes. For Men? Hell No. I get it, you like to work out and you want to show the ladies what you’ve created. FYI, most women will probably find it repulsive. This trend is one that I hope dies a fiery death and doesn’t ever rise again from the ashes.
Harem Pants for Men
Aladdin’s pants of choice make my list of the worst fashion trends of the 2000s. Even the usually stylish Justin Bieber wore them and looked shocking. But I think women look pretty dreadful in the hippy get-up too, even on the boho beaches of Ibiza. They’re oddly shaped and make you look like you’ve done a huge poo in an adult nappy. They’re simply not a good look.
Cycling Shorts
Just NO.
