Me? Seriously. Yikes.
I’m back from a week in the Balearics. Whilst Mallorca is a bit more year-round, by late October Ibiza is slowly winding down. The next (and some would say final 2017) big event on the white isle will be the Halloween spectacular at the infamous PIKES Hotel.
More about that later.
Figuring out what to wear for Halloween is one thing, but it seems as though dressing for the Red Carpet is potentially as scary and scream-inducing, if last Sunday’s Radio 1 Teen Awards event is anything to go by.
Rita Ora scared the life out of me as she went overboard on the Burberry.
Rita wore a unique outfit of shorts, a baggy shirt and a cap, all made in the same material. She completed her look with a pair of black loafers and white socks, pulled right up her shins. Shocking.
Louisa Johnson was all smiles as she hit the red carpet for the BBC event in London. However, Louisa’s upbeat expression would likely turn to a look of sheer horror as she saw the outcome of her red carpet photos.
She rocked up to the star-studded event wearing a canary yellow two-piece outfit, open-toed heels, and a dazzling smile.
However the reflection of light on a crease on her crotch created a horrifying illusion. The word ‘soiled’ sprung to mind. Fortunately, she posed from a different angle to show it was just reflective material creating the illusion of an unfortunate accident.
Towie’s Gemma Collins gave us all a fright when she fell off the stage to shrieks everywhere, whilst announcing that Love Island had won an award. A double whammy on Fright Night indeed.
You’ve probably guessed that this week’s instalment is a Halloween special, from London to Ibiza. What can we wear and where can we go? From High Fashion looks to demonic fetish costumes, it’s all zipped up here.