… a word from Amanda

Welcome to this week’s Amanda Zips It Up.

In a week where we saw Kourtney Kardashian marry drummer Travis Barker in a white lace mini dress and Rhianna announce she is moving to Barbados to raise her son, the biggest celebrity relief is the fact that the ‘Wagatha Christie’ court case is over.

It came to nothing, except a few million blown on a waste of time.

I don’t want to dwell long on the subject, because it’s mind numbingly boring, but suffice to say when it came to ‘court room fashion’, Becky Vardy won hands down.

Moving swiftly on, what’s the verdict on the latest Kardashian wedding dress? For Kourtney’s third wedding she wore a tiny mini dress made of lace with an enormous lace veil, which I thought was really quite tasteful.

The wedding took place in Portofino, Italy and the bride wore a one-of-a-kind Dolce & Gabbana Alta Moda lace and satin corset mini dress inspired by 1960s Italian lingerie, accompanied by this beautiful sweeping veil. Of course, that wasn’t enough, and KK went on to wear three other wedding outfits too. Since when did it become the norm to keep changing outfits throughout a wedding? Considering how much time and money can be spent on the actual dress, why whip it off ASAP? I wore mine throughout my wedding, reception and on the plane to my honeymoon!

In other news Rhianna will move to Barbados with ASAP Rocky and their new born son to raise him on her home turf. Rhianna owns a multi-million-dollar penthouse on Sandy Lane with countless staff and luxury amenities. She has already signed her son up for the best school on the island. We know all this but we don’t know his name.

Hey ho. Anyway, enjoy this week’s instalment, featuring the rise of Naked Fashion and ‘BLOKECORE’. I’m Balearic bound for two weeks and will return with the next instalment on June 17th.